It's hard to know just what Bubba might say...
One thing is sure, though -- it will usually be worth the trip!

So, without further ado, here's some Bubba Sez... (i.e. "bs...")

If a Cow laughs, will milk come out of her nose?

Why isn't "Phonetic" spelled with an "F"?

If it's Tourist Season, why can't we shoot 'em?

It's not the years Bubba, It's the Mileage...  Rob M

It's four-wheel drive truck because I need it -- Drive or get out of the way!

Pull your baggy pants up so we can't see your boxer shorts. You look like an idiot!